Famous Witty Sayings
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Once is chance, twice is a coincidence, three times is an enemy action.
Ian Fleming, Goldfinger
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way.
Unknown
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
Jean Giraudoux
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP
AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up bcause by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
Reduce Check-in Line Ups. Fly Naked!
It’s not only the most difficult thing to know one’s self, but the most inconvenient.
I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Oscar Wilde